Real? Housewives of Wherever- on Bravo

Ok, I don’t like to be negative but yesterday at the gym they had on several televisions and one always has on this show and I am not sure from where these women hail, California I would presume, but since when does the majority of America really want to watch such ordinary, everyday women in their old lady attire, done up with WAY TOO LONG HAIR (extensions), making them look tired, stale and out dated, with way too much makeup, way too high heels, and less than average intellect? They give us women in their 40s a really bad rap! Believe me, there are some very cool chicks out there. ahh hem.. me… and this is all highly offensive!

I don’t know about you, but after I graduated high school, the cheerleader mentality became far less pervasive, although, I would have to say that the cheerleaders in my highschool were pretty cool, however, when I see these women, I harken back to my highschool head and find that these women never really grew up and out of this sort of average, predictable, and OUTDATED image!

I know I am viewing it with Sandra Oles eyes, and they may not necessarily be reflective of main stream society, but this shit just bores me beyond belief, and I am unsure as to why this image is perpetuated via the media. These women in their late 40s just look so tired, played, and corny in their too short silk dresses, too high heels and too long hair, and too much makeup! They all look alike, sort of like those bodies in lingerie in catalogs, YAWN.. all looking identically proportioned, and these, all these tiny hineys in this pic– all looking alike- OMG! Really? Yah, these girls are skinny and all have identical asses! Hooray- YAWN…

This is all carbon copy, sheep mentality and I am deeply disappointed in people that they applaud it, watch it and have these  housewives/women make even more money than they have- NOT SO MUCH due to themselves, but their wealthy husbands! Oh, wait, this show will enable them to make money just being average and trying to push products on all of us so we can be just like them! Hip Hip Hooray!!

hiSo what is the message here? That we AMERICANS want to watch women who marry rich guys, who all want to look alike, and compete with another jealously for looks, hair, clothing and homes? REALLY? Well aren’t we just a bunch of dumb mother fuckers to allow this, and to fund this shit!

A country of followers, sheep and simpletons! YAY! Fan-fucking tastic. If you ask me, and I know you aren’t, we need to have shows where we showcase women who are entrepreneurs, who are confident in their individuality, and working to make something of themselves with integrity, strength, challenges, and FUCKING STYLE! Style meaning they have the ability to assert themselves creatively, uniquely, and confidently! I am in such a state of dismay that these housewives show even exist, and more-so that these women are a total embarrassment because they NEVER FUCKING GREW UP! They want to stay the highschool cheerleader they were. And we still make them popular as a society now on Television, as if being popular in highschool wasn’t enough!!!

Isn’t it weird how life is a big highschool? Where the media still thinks we revere these types of people and want to keep watching them in our adulthood!>???!!!? Does anyone else find this deeply disturbing? I don’t know about you, but I always liked the different people, the ones who had enough balls to be themselves and to not try to fit into some mold of media magazine appearance. Yah, of course I wore stylish clothes and I loved them, but I was also a unique individual with a keen sense of humor, and the ability to accept lots of different people in my circle! That is what makes life so interesting!

Bravo takes a pack of identical women and packages them into a show that people want to watch, and sorry dudes, I don’t get it! I want to watch women who dress uniquely and cool, and who are working at making their passions their life businesses! Not women who live off their husbands and attend charity events, get drunk and fight about who or who may not need botox! Jesus Christ people.

Look at us, don't we look like we are trying to be "hot" like highschool girls?"

Look at us, don't we look like we are trying to be "hot" like highschool girls?"

I invite any production company to contact me through this site so that I can pitch some far better ideas for inspiring television!

These women never grew up, they need to burn all these ridiculous frocks and put on some jeans and do some real work instead of just getting work done on their faces and bodies!

Look, I am all for preserving your beauty and looks but if that is all you think your value is, you’ve got serious fucking problems, and clearly these women are addled with psychological problems. There is more to life than being a sheep and carbon copies of other people! Yes, I am yelling inside of my own head as I type this! GAWD! AND YES, this post is nauseatingly repetitive.

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