Shake Shack SHAKE UP!
calm down you fat shits! you will get your burgers!
THE craziest thing happened today when I temporarily parked in the handicap spot in front of Shake Shack, notice the word temporarily! So there I was driving around the way too small parking lot, circling and being patient waiting for a spot to open up. I noticed NO ONE in line and decided to quickly pull backwards into a handicap spot in front, knowing I would obtain my vibrating tool for notification when my order was ready, go back outside and wait for a spot to open up, and be ready should anyone NEED the spot immediately!
I run up to the cashier and say, “Wow, you guys need to work on getting more parking.” She smiled and was so nice and said, “yes, we are getting more, I am totally sick of people coming in with an attitude and being mean because of the parking situation.” I was very nice about it, then out of the blue comes this woman behind me, in a ball of aggression and anger screaming, “Did you just park in a handicap spot?” I replied, “Yes.” This 68 year old woman flew into a rage I have never quite experienced from a stranger! She started screaming the following comments:
1. Call the cops, Call 911!
2. Get the manager!
3. DO NOT FEED HER!
4. Do not serve her
5. Look at her, she is clearly not handicapped!
6. Look at her! Clearly the world revolves ALL AROUND HER!
7. She thinks she is the only person that matters!
and then others started to chime in, “Get her out of here!” “Who does she think she is” , “Look at her”, call 911!! etc.
I turned to her and said, “Shut the fuck up!” I didn’t know what else to say! I was shaking with fear, glad I had on good deodorant and just wanted to get my notification tool and get outside to move my car into an UN HANDICAPPED spot, which was my plan all ALONG! I felt that the vitriol that came my way DID NOT DESERVE AN EXPLANATION OF MY GAME PLAN.. I was thinking wow, IF ONLY I HAD ON MY VIDEO phone so I could youtube this shit- it would have went VIRAL for sure! But I knew I had to get outside to remedy the sitch. You would have thought by the intense reaction I got that I was sitting outside picking off people with a machine gun! People, the punishment did not fit the VERY TEMPORARY- 3 MINUTE CRIME! Settle the FUCK DOWN!
Imagine if I would have gotten out my phone and began taping her. I already felt in complete danger as I felt she was going to belt me in my face! This was a quite dramatic display of craziness! If she had talked to me like a normal human being, perhaps I wouldn’t have told her to shut the fuck up, and explained my game plan but who do people think they are? Self- titled COPS OR SOME SHIT?
I never park in handicap, and didn’t know people go postal if they see you! People need to take a pill and learn how to express their discontent in a more humane way! and Shake Shack NEEDS TO STEP UP AND GET MORE PARKING to help their employees face much less anger from customers.
People should really get a life or go jump in front of a speeding truck. I cannot really see any crime unless some handicapped person was directly inconvenienced as a result of that 3 minute timeframe. The jackal mob reaction suggested that you screamed into the lot horn-a-blazing, side swiped a cadre of elderly with walkers and cut off some poor handicapped individual who was just about to pull into the space; you then slapped their inhaler out of their hands and celebrated your dereliction by doing a T.O. End zone dance for all the world to witness. Reality is there was no legitimate need for that particular parking space for the small window of time that you were defiling it…..I remember watching clips of Charles Manson at the courthouse and the public outcry then paled by comparison to this most vile and heinous crime. Every one of those dimwits piling on should’ve thanked you because it seems as though you have given their pathetic lives something to talk about today…unless you were directly impacted by someone’s misuse of a handicapped space…STFU!!! Demands for you not to be served, kicked out or worse are just plain nuts— maybe next time they should call the FBI, CIA, SWAT team and scramble some F16 fighter to drop smart bombs and napalm on you— now that would be sane and appropriate. Maybe the crusty old biddy who was leading the lynch mob thought that you were going to get the last uncooked hot dog that she wanted for company tonight. People really need to get their priorities straight; this act of yours required concerted condemnation while the communist in the white house divides and destroys our country and all you hear are the crickets.
It’s Fairfield county and the people here have such repressed rage it’s almost comical, it’s become sport now for me to mock and humiliate them. I’m surprised her head didn’t rotate off her pearl clad, chicken neck while speaking in tongues and bile flying from her fat pie hole. Why oh why can’t I be there with you when this shit happens. Proud of you for keeping your cool, if that was me, she would have been wearing a greasy, ketchup drenched burger!!